LOCAL SLICK TALKER PULLS OFF DAZZLING HEIST|MAJOR PAYDAY!

Well folks, you ain't gonna imagine this! Our very own smooth-talking rogue just pulled off a heist so impressive, it's got the whole town stirred up. He/She hit the antique shop clean, making off with a king's ransom. The police are on the case, but so far, this mastermind has managed to slip through their nets. Word on the street is that he/she m